ام دی آر خنده در این وب میتوانید جوک های روز سال و لطیفه ها و ویدئو های طنز را مشاهده کرده و لذت تمام را ببرید. لازم به ذکر است که در این وبهدف به توحین هیچ عزیزی نیست بلکه این همه جوک نشانه ی انتقاد های ما به صورت طنز است. ...شما دوست داران طنز به این وب خوش آمدید... دوست دار شما (مجید دارینی) http://mdrkh.mihanblog.com 2020-09-22T12:30:22+01:00 text/html 2015-08-29T15:00:38+01:00 mdrkh.mihanblog.com مجید دارینی جوک شهریور 94 http://mdrkh.mihanblog.com/post/71 <div style="text-align: center;"><font size="5">جوک جدید شهریور 94</font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">تحقیقات دانشمندان نشون داده که</span><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">پشت هر«فدای سرت»</span><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">یه«خاک برسرت»</span><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">بصورت Hidden وجود داره:)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">...........................</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">..........................</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><b>باقی ادامه ی مطلب.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><b>..............................</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><b><br></b></span></div> text/html 2015-08-26T06:09:23+01:00 mdrkh.mihanblog.com مجید دارینی جوک جدید http://mdrkh.mihanblog.com/post/70 <div style="text-align: center;"><font face="Mihan-Nassim" size="5">::جوک جدید::</font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font face="Mihan-Nassim" color="#cc0000" size="3"><b>لذت ببرید</b></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font face="Mihan-Nassim" size="2"><b>.</b></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font face="Mihan-Nassim" size="2"><b>.</b></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font face="Mihan-Nassim" size="2"><b>.</b></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font face="Mihan-Nassim" size="2"><b>.</b></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font face="Mihan-Nassim" size="2"><b>..................................</b></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font size="2" face="Mihan-Nassim"><span style="line-height: 25px;">کارمند تازه وارد به مدیر:</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 25px;"><span style="line-height: 25px;">جناب! من هرچی در یخچال اداره میزارم سریع خورده میشه</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 25px;"><span style="line-height: 25px;">( پنیر” نون” گردو” حلوا” و… )</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 25px;"><span style="line-height: 25px;">برای&nbsp;</span><a href="http://www.talab.ir/" style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; text-decoration: none; color: rgb(4, 8, 90); outline: 0px; line-height: 25px;">صبحونه</a><span style="line-height: 25px;">&nbsp;فردای خودم چیزی باقی نمیمونه !</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 25px;"><span style="line-height: 25px;">مدیر: آقای محترم لطفا فامیلتونو روش بنویسید</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 25px;"><span style="line-height: 25px;">کارمند: فامیلم “صلواتیه” روی همه شون نوشتم</span></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="line-height: 25px;"><font size="2" face="Mihan-Nassim">......................................</font></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="line-height: 25px;"><font size="2" face="Mihan-Nassim">.</font></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="line-height: 25px;"><font size="2" face="Mihan-Nassim">.</font></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="line-height: 25px;"><font size="2" face="Mihan-Nassim">.</font></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="line-height: 25px;"><font size="2" face="Mihan-Nassim">.</font></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="line-height: 25px;"><font size="2" face="Mihan-Nassim">.</font></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="line-height: 25px;"><font size="2" face="Mihan-Nassim">....................................</font></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font size="2" face="Mihan-Nassim"><span style="line-height: 25px;">دختره تو گوگل سرچ کرده : “غذا با تخم مرغ”</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 25px;"><span style="line-height: 25px;">گوگل جواب داده:</span><br style="padding: 0px; margin: 0px; line-height: 25px;"><span style="line-height: 25px;">متاسفم واسه اونی که میخواد تو رو بگیره !</span></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="line-height: 25px;"><font size="2" face="Mihan-Nassim">.......................................</font></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="line-height: 25px;"><font face="Mihan-Nassim" size="3"><b>بقیه ادامه ی مطلب</b></font></span></div> text/html 2015-08-18T08:51:32+01:00 mdrkh.mihanblog.com مجید دارینی سری مرداد94 http://mdrkh.mihanblog.com/post/68 <div style="text-align: center;"><font face="Mihan-Koodak" size="4">جوک های سری مرداد94</font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-size: 12px; line-height: 25px;">عشق مثل کاکائو میمونه</span><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-size: 12px; line-height: 25px;"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-size: 12px; line-height: 25px;">البته چون هوس کردم گفتم وگرنه تا دیروز شبیه سالاد الویه بود</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34); font-size: 12px; line-height: 25px;">.......................................</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font color="#222222"><span style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 25px;"><b>بقیه رو در ادامه ی مطلب ببینید</b></span></font></div> text/html 2015-07-16T09:18:13+01:00 mdrkh.mihanblog.com مجید دارینی ترول جدید http://mdrkh.mihanblog.com/post/67 <div style="text-align: center;"><img hspace="0" border="0" align="baseline" vspace="0" src="http://www.nazbahar.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/troll-94_www.nazbahar-1.jpg" alt=""></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img hspace="0" border="0" align="baseline" vspace="0" src="http://www.nazbahar.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/troll-94_www.nazbahar-10.jpg" alt=""></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font face="Mihan-Koodak" size="5">بقیه ادامه ی مطلب</font></div> text/html 2015-07-11T15:59:25+01:00 mdrkh.mihanblog.com مجید دارینی جوک تیر 94 http://mdrkh.mihanblog.com/post/65 <div style="text-align: center;"><font face="tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif" size="1"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 20px;">به بابام میگم اگه من بمیرم چیکار میکنی؟!</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 20px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 20px;">میگه بی سر و صدا تو باغچه خاکت میکنم یارانت قطع نشه!!</span><br style="box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 20px;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 20px;">یعنی ی تعریف جدید از عاطفه پدری ارائه داده هااا</span></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font color="#333333" size="1" face="tahoma, arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><span style="line-height: 20px;"><b>باقی ادامه ی مطلب</b></span></font></div> text/html 2015-07-05T11:31:13+01:00 mdrkh.mihanblog.com مجید دارینی درخواست نویسنده http://mdrkh.mihanblog.com/post/64 <div style="text-align: center;"><font face="times new roman, times, serif" size="4"><b>در خواست نویسنده برای وبلاگ</b></font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><hr><font face="times new roman, times, serif" size="3">با توجه به پیش رفت این وبلاگ و افزایش بازدید و ناتوان بودن بنده برای نوشتن پست جدید و به روز از امروز درخواست نویسنده میشود و از کاربرانی که فکر میکنند توانایی نوشتن جوک ها و مطالب به روز برای این وبلاگ را دارند درخواست میشود در قسمت نظرات ایمیل و نام صحیح خود را بنویسند.</font></div><div style="text-align: center;"><hr>با تشکر (مجید دارینی)</div> text/html 2015-07-03T10:15:50+01:00 mdrkh.mihanblog.com مجید دارینی جوک ماه عسل http://mdrkh.mihanblog.com/post/63 <div style="text-align: center;"><br></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font face="times new roman, times, serif" size="6"><b>ازم اول برو تو ادامه ی مطلب بخون</b></font></div> text/html 2015-06-29T12:20:58+01:00 mdrkh.mihanblog.com مجید دارینی جوک آخر خرداد و تیر http://mdrkh.mihanblog.com/post/62 <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">هر جا سخن از اعتماد است،</span><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">نام پودر تاژژژ و سریال پایتخت با هم میدرخشد؟!</span><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.والا سریاله یا پیام بازرگانی !</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">...........</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; 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font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">فرصتی برای آشتی دوباره با مسواک :)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.................</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><b>باقی ادامه ی مطلب</b></span></div> text/html 2015-06-14T16:19:51+01:00 mdrkh.mihanblog.com مجید دارینی عکس خنده دار و ترول http://mdrkh.mihanblog.com/post/61 <div style="text-align: center;"><img hspace="0" border="0" align="baseline" vspace="0" src="http://3pide.ir/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/New-SMS-Larry-Larry-funny-jokes-jokes-comedy-hot-shots-Larry-Jack-3.jpg" alt=""></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img hspace="0" border="0" align="baseline" vspace="0" src="http://www.keder.ir/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/keder.ir-1754.jpg" alt=""></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img hspace="0" border="0" align="baseline" vspace="0" src="http://3pide.ir/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/New-SMS-Larry-Larry-funny-jokes-jokes-comedy-hot-shots-Larry-Jack-1.jpeg" alt=""></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img hspace="0" border="0" align="baseline" vspace="0" src="http://www.beytoote.com/images/stories/fun/fu2538.jpg" alt=""></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>باقی ادامه ی مطلب</b></div> text/html 2015-06-14T05:23:59+01:00 mdrkh.mihanblog.com مجید دارینی سلفی حیوانات http://mdrkh.mihanblog.com/post/60 <div style="text-align: center;">خبر جنون سلفی رو که شنیدید دی....!</div><div style="text-align: center;">به حیوانات هم سرایت کرده.</div><div style="text-align: center;">ببینید.:</div><div style="text-align: center;"><img hspace="0" border="0" align="baseline" vspace="0" src="http://s6.picofile.com/file/8185278292/animalselfie01.jpg" alt=""></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b>باقی ادامه ی مطلب</b></div> text/html 2015-06-05T17:04:15+01:00 mdrkh.mihanblog.com مجید دارینی شوخی با حیوونا...خخخخ http://mdrkh.mihanblog.com/post/59 <div style="text-align: center;">خخخخخخ</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">حیوونا هم مهم شدن و ازشون انتقاد میشه..</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;">.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">تا حالا ب راه رفتن مارمولک دقت کردین؟؟؟</span><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">دوقدم میره وایمیسه....</span><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">باز چهار قدم میره وایمیسه...</span><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">دوباره یکم میره وایمیسه...</span><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">همش فک میکنه ی چیزی جا گذاشته!!!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">ﮔﺮﺑﻪ ﻫﺎ ﯾﺠﻮﺭﯼ ﺁﺩم رو ﻧﮕﺎﻩ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻦ ﮐﻪ ﺍﻧﮕﺎﺭ ﻫﻤﻪ چی رو ﻓﻬﻤﯿﺪﻥ و ﺍﻻﻥ ﻫﻢ ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﻥ ﺑﺮﻥ ﺑﻪ بقیه ﺑﮕﻦ&nbsp;</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">یه سوال برام پیش اومده</span><br style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">این پشه کوره هایی که دور لامپ میچرخن ... قبل از اینکه ادیسون لامپ رو اختراع کنه دقیقا چیکار میکردن؟</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;">........</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: right;"><b>باقی ادامه ی مطلب</b></span></div> text/html 2015-05-23T14:09:30+01:00 mdrkh.mihanblog.com مجید دارینی جوک خرداد 94-2 http://mdrkh.mihanblog.com/post/58 <p style="box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px; border: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin: 5px 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; min-height: 20px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 25.2000007629395px; text-align: center; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial;">ﺍﺳﺘﺎﺩﻡ ﮔﻔﺖ : ﺯﻧﺪﮔﻲ ﺭﺍ ﺗﻌﺮﻳﻒ ﻛﻦ</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px; border: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin: 5px 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; min-height: 20px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 25.2000007629395px; text-align: center; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial;">ﮔﻔﺘﻢ ﺯﻧﺪﮔﻲﺗﻌﺮﻳﻒ ﻛﺮﺩﻧﻲ ﻧﻴﺴﺖ</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px; border: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin: 5px 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; min-height: 20px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 25.2000007629395px; text-align: center; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial;">ﻧﺎﺭﺍﺣﺖ ﺷﺪ ﻭ ﻧﻤﺮﻩ ﺍﻡ ﺭﺍ ﺻﻔﺮﺩﺍﺩ</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px; border: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin: 5px 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; min-height: 20px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 25.2000007629395px; text-align: center; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial;">ﺳﺎﻟﻬﺎ ﺑﻌﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺍﻭ ﺭﺍ ﺩﻳﺪﻡ ﻛﻪ ﭘﻴﺮ ﺷﺪﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px; border: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin: 5px 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; min-height: 20px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 25.2000007629395px; text-align: center; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial;">ﻭ ﻋﺼﺎ ﺑﻪ ﺩﺳﺖ ﺭﺍﻩ ﻣﻲ ﺭﻓﺖ</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px; border: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin: 5px 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; min-height: 20px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 25.2000007629395px; text-align: center; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial;">ﺟﻠﻮ ﺭﻓﺘﻢ ﻭ ﮔﻔﺘﻢ :ﺯﻧﺪﮔﻲ ﺭﺍ ﺗﻌﺮﻳﻒ ﻛﻦ</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px; border: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin: 5px 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; min-height: 20px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 25.2000007629395px; text-align: center; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial;">آﺭﺍﻡ ﺧﻨﺪﻳﺪ ﻭ ﮔﻔﺖ ﻧﻤﺮﻩ ﺍﺕﺑﻴﺴﺖ</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px; border: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin: 5px 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; min-height: 20px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 25.2000007629395px; text-align: center; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial;">ﺯﻧﺪﮔﻲ ﺭﺍ ﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﺯﻳﺴﺖ</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px; border: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin: 5px 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; min-height: 20px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 25.2000007629395px; text-align: center; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial;">ﮔﻔﺘﻢ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻣﻮﻗﻊ ﺑﺎﯾﺪ ﺑﯿﺴﺖ ﻣﯿﺪﺍﺩﯼ ﻣﺸﺮﻭﻁ ﻧﺸﻢ .</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px; border: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin: 5px 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; min-height: 20px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 25.2000007629395px; text-align: center; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial;">ﯾﻪ ﻟﮕﺪ ﺯﺩﻡ ﺍﻧﺪﺍﺧﺘﻤﺶ ﺗﻮ ﺟﻮﺏ ﻓﺮﺍﺭ ﮐﺮﺩﻡ</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px; border: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin: 5px 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; min-height: 20px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 25.2000007629395px; text-align: center; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial;">..................</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px; border: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin: 5px 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; min-height: 20px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 25.2000007629395px; text-align: center; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial;">.</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px; border: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin: 5px 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; min-height: 20px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 25.2000007629395px; text-align: center; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; 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border: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin: 5px 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; min-height: 20px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 25.2000007629395px; text-align: center; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial;">.</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px; border: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin: 5px 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; min-height: 20px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 25.2000007629395px; text-align: center; background-image: initial; background-attachment: initial; background-size: initial; background-origin: initial; background-clip: initial; background-position: initial; background-repeat: initial;">.</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px; border: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin: 5px 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline; min-height: 20px; color: rgb(34, 34, 34); line-height: 25.2000007629395px; 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padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.......................................</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">مورد داشتیم دختره رفته پمپ بنزین یارو بهش گفته آزاد یا دولتی!؟</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">دختره گفته پیام نور!</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"></span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">دو نفر سکته کردن ، یک نفر غش کرد ه، دولتم سهمیه بنزین جایگاهو قطع کرد</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">............................................</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">...........................................</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">آقا ما هرجا واسه کار رفتیم یه نگا بهمون انداختن گفتن تست اعتیادم داری؟</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">حالا واسه معافیت سربازی که رفتیم دکتره گفت</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"></span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">جوون به این پهلوونی حیف نیست نره سربازی</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">...............................................</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.....................................................</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">رفتم شلوار جین بخرم، اولی رو پرو کردم یه کم تنگ بود.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">فروشنده گفت: یه دوبار بپوشی جا باز میکنه!</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">دومی رو پوشیدم یه کم گشاد بود. فروشنده گفت:</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">چیزی نیست یه دو بار آب بخوره تنگ میشه</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"></span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">لامصبا شلوارم هوشمند کردن!</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.......................................................</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">......................................................</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">ابن کم کیست...؟</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">برادر کوچکتر ابن زیاد</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">........................................................</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.....................................................</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">در آسانسور باز کردم دیدم یه دختره وایساده، گفتم خرابه؟</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">گفت: نه&nbsp; گفتم پس چرا وایسادی؟</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">گفت: رو در نوشته ظرفیت ۴ نفر، وایسادم پر شه دیگههههه&nbsp;</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">منو بیخیال عادت دارم</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">ولی آسانسوره بیچاره رفته سر خیابون مسافر بزنه</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.........................................................</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">..</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">.....................................................</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">&nbsp;ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﺍﻭﻣﺪ ﺗﻮ ﮐﻮﭼﻪ ﻫﻨﺪﻭﻧﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺷﺮﻁ ﭼﺎﻗﻮ ﺑﺨﺮﻩ ﺍﺯ ﻭﺍﻧﺘﯽ</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">ﯾﺎﺭﻭ ﭼﺎﻗﻮ ﺯﺩﻩ ﺑﻪ ﻫﻨﺪﻭﻧﻪ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ ﺧﻮﺑﻪ؟</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﮔﻔﺘﻪ ﺧﻮﺑﻪ، ﺍﺯ ﻫﻤﯿﻦ ﯾﻪ ﺩﻭﻧﻪ ﺳﺎﻟﻤﺸﻮ ﺑﺪﯾﻦ</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">۳ ﺗﺎ ﺧﻮﻧﻮﺍﺩﻩ ﺍﺯ ﻣﺤﻞ ﺍﺛﺎﺙ ﮐﺸﯽ ﮐﺮﺩﻥ</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">ﺟﺴﺪ ﻭﺍﻧﺘﯿﻪ ﻫﻨﻮﺯ ﭘﯿﺪﺍ ﻧﺸﺪﻩ …</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">ﺷﺎﮔﺮﺩﺷﻢ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺭﻭ ﺩﺭﺧﺖ ﻧﻤﯿﺎﺩ ﭘﺎﯾﯿﻦ</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"></span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">تا میگی هندونه جیغ میکشه</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; font-size: 10pt; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">..................................................</span></p><p style="border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); line-height: 18.7000007629395px;"><span style="font-size: 13.3333330154419px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><b>بقیه ادامه ی مطلب</b></span></p></div> text/html 2015-05-20T05:16:58+01:00 mdrkh.mihanblog.com مجید دارینی جوک جدید اردیبهشت 94 +خرداد http://mdrkh.mihanblog.com/post/55 <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: -webkit-center;">در یک هفته ای که گذشت ۱۹۰ نفر در یمن کشته شدند</p><p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: -webkit-center;">&nbsp;و ۲۴۳ نفر در تصادفات جاده ای ایران . . .</p><p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: -webkit-center;">لطفا سازمان ملل از حمله سایپا و ایران خودرو به شیعیان ایران جلوگیری کنند!!!</p><p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: -webkit-center;">.</p><p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: -webkit-center;">.</p><p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: -webkit-center;">.</p><p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: -webkit-center;">.</p><p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: -webkit-center;">.</p><p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: -webkit-center;">.</p><p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: -webkit-center;">.</p><p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: -webkit-center;">.</p><p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: -webkit-center;">.</p><p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: -webkit-center;"><b>بقیه ادامه ی مطلب</b></p><p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20.3999996185303px; text-align: -webkit-center;"><b>..........................</b></p>